the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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leafla:


huncalmthefuckdown:

leafla:

leafla:

completely unedited sunset in cape cod

damn its only been 2 hours since i posted this the notes wow
but id like to remind you that my sister took this photo lets make sure she gets some credit

IT’S ON CAPE COD NOT IN!!!!!!!!!! DON’T COME HERE AND DISRESPECT!

i live here i think i can say what i want

leafla:

huncalmthefuckdown:

leafla:

leafla:

completely unedited sunset in cape cod

damn its only been 2 hours since i posted this the notes wow

but id like to remind you that my sister took this photo lets make sure she gets some credit

IT’S ON CAPE COD NOT IN!!!!!!!!!! DON’T COME HERE AND DISRESPECT!

i live here i think i can say what i want

(via excuseusaswesingtothe-sky)

dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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(via thepuppetmasterofdarkness)

forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

(via buttcats)

rowedelsin:

The whole idea that women can’t play video games is so stupid because seriously what is it about using a controller to move a character around that is so hard that a woman cannot do it please explain this entire concept to me

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fishgingers:

i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever

(Source: xhoe, via sociopathictimelord)